Reasons I should not have a blog right now:
1) I am a procrastinator
2) I have a paper due on Monday at 12:30
3) I have been working on the paper for 2 days straight and I'm sick of it
4) I will do anything to not have to work on it at the moment, including posting nonsense on my blog

Thank you, blogger, for aiding and abetting my crime of procrastination.