Thoughts from Terminal 7, Gate 4

1) I'm bored.
2) I'm tired.
3) It's too early to be awake.
4) Why would you wear 4-inch heels to fly?
5) Hasidic Jews fascinate me. How do they get their curls so perfect??
6) I hope that cute guy is seated next to me. My luck, it'll be the Hasidic Jew. Or the grandma who's falling asleep drooling on her blouse.
7) I'm bored.

Oh yeah, one more thing.

7) Whenever I walk by a piano, I have to check it out and see what brand it is. If that means walking across an empty room and opening the lid, I'll do it.

My friend Traci challenged me to do what she did on her blog and write 6 weird things about myself. She tagged 6 of her friends to do so, but as the only people I know who blog are already tagged by Traci, like Nick I'm also going to just do what Traci asked.

1) The toilet paper HAS to come out on top. Has to. I start to twitch if it comes out on bottom.

2) The top of the toothpaste tube is officially toxic waste to me if it has collected toothpaste gunk on it. If you use my toothpaste and you leave a TRACE of toothpaste at the mouth of the tube, you will suffer.

3) I hate it when my nails start to get long. Once I start seeing white, I can't rest until I have a pair of nail clippers and a file in my hand.

4) Shout out to Nick: I too find nothing funnier than farts. Not even poop. The whoopee cushion was the best invention ever.

5) Even if it's just chapstick, there must always be something on my lips.

6) I have a special voice I talk to animals with. It's sort of genetic. My whole family does it, and everybody thinks we're freaks, and we love it. It lets the animals know they're special.

Hooray for New York! (Yes, by some small miracle I was actually IN TOWN for the weekend!)
I spent Saturday exploring Brooklyn, first at the Botanical Gardens then at Coney Island. Here are some pics from the Cherry Blossom Festival, the tulip gardens, and Coney Island.