There is a cartoon on my refrigerator that I cut out many years ago which depicts God as a chef with the earth in a baking pan and all the elements on earth as different ingredients. There's bottles of different animals, light-skinned people, dark-skinned people, trees, mountains, etc. In this picture, God is holding one of those bottles and sprinkling it on the dish. The caption from his mouth reads, "And just to make it interesting..." The bottle is labeleds "Jerks."

And therein lies my day.